ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

yuppadupp:

thewholockgames:

districteverthorne:

what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too

calm down satan

Time to play a new game:
Make sure John Green doesn’t find the thing

twingeneticist:

THERES

ONLY

116

SAND

CATS

LEFT

ON

EARTH

rnackenzie:

you call me your friend??? where were you when my text post got 0 notes??? where were you

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

(Source: u-ltravi0lets)

midorieyes:

You can pretty much mix Psyduck with any pokemon and it’ll be 100% hilarious each time.

apatheticghost:

REASONS TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE

• IT MAKES PEOPLE FEEL GOOD
• IT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD
• ITS NICE
• YOU ARE A PLEASANT AND COOL PERSON
• BEING MEAN IS MEAN
• THERES NO REASON TO BE RUDE AND HATEFUL WHEN WE’RE ALL JUST PEOPLE LIVING ON THE SAME PLANET AND TRYING TO GET THROUGH OUR LIVES AND ENJOY THE TIME WE HAVE